To the fabulous Monkey World in Wool today, an excellent example of conservation in action, allied with a steely determination to stamp out cruelty to animals wherever it is to be found.
I was, however, sorely disappointed not to be allowed to take one of the apes home with me. Even offers of one or both of the Scaryducklings falling on deaf ears. What’s wrong with this world? Here we are in the third year of the twenty-first century and I still haven’t got my jet pack and my monkey butler. That Albert Einstein’s got a lot of explaining to do.