Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Museum of Crap

Museum of Crap

With the summer holidays just around the corner, you'll almost certainly be looking for tourist attractions to visit in your down-time. Educational, entertaining, or just something to get out of the rain, I'm certain that somewhere there is a venue to suit your means.

So, who the blimmin' fuck thought people would swarm in their thousands to Barometer World? Big picture of Michael Fish or not on their website, you wouldn't catch me dead there.

America is littered with this kind of rubbish, and as sure as night follows day, the crap roadside attraction is slowly making its mark over here. The Museum of Bakelite - why, why why? There just aren't enough nutters to go around, surely? On second thoughts, 2.7 million people voted UKIP, so perhaps there are.

Now is the chance for you, dear reader, to promote your local crap attraction. They need visitors, they need money, and it is our mission to stamp these bastards into the ground before they spread.

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