"So what do I do now?""Press 'A'"
"Which one's that?"
"Just press 'A'"
"I know - but which one's 'A'?"
"On the front. With the letter 'A' on it. Just press it."
"No. Sorry. Can't see it."
"Press 'A'! Press 'A'! Press 'A'! Press 'A'! Press 'A'! "
"There. Oh."
"What did you do?"
"I pressed 'A'"
"Which button was that?"
"The one on the back."
"That's 'B'"
"Oh. Does that mean I've lost, then?"
"Yes. Yes it does."
You know what this means: We have bought a Nintendo Wii.
Having bought a few games to go with the monster, we'd like your suggestions as to which hideously expensive interactive software product we should be purchasing to add to our Bugger-Me-This-Is-Hard-Work Wii-playing experience.
So far, we've got:
- Wii Done a Poo Extreme
- Hand Shandy Simulator
- Ann Widdecombe's Mud Wrestling II
- Punching Jimmy Carr's Smug, Self-Satisfied Face, Really Really Hard
Plz to suggest more. Kthxbai!
On any other business
Lord Andrew of Fanton is thoroughly sick of LOLCats. So: RIPDogs.
The sick, sick bastard. I LOLed.
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