Monday, July 20, 2009

On getting new hobbies that aren't sad in any way at all

On getting new hobbies that aren't sad in any way at all

I've got a new hobby*.

A hobby that keeps me off the streets, and fills the long, empty hours of my existence.

It also has useful applications, in that I could save £££s in the months ahead:

"What's that?"

"It's a dildo"

"A knitted dildo?"

"Yes. Yes it is."

"Have you …err… got a receipt for it?"

"No, because I MADE IT MYSELF."

Christmas is going to be EXCELLENT this year.

* This statement, and the entire subsequent post, may contain traces of LIE for comedic purposes

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