Tuesday, March 09, 2010

On killing another joke completely to death

On killing another joke completely to death

Someone passed this doozy on to me:

Q. What's Sherlock Holmes' favourite magazine?

A. What's On

Now wait just one cotton-pickin' moment. Are you sure?

As they say in the adverts "Other magazines are available". Let's see what's on the news stand for the world's greatest sleuth.

- Horse and Hound of the Baskervilles

- More iarty!

- Cocaine Enthusiast

- Something something bizarre citrus fruit up the wrong hole something. Weekly.

People with jokes: Think about your alternative punchlines and the danger they bring.

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