"Dad?" the boy asks, "Did we win anything in the Winter Olympics?""Why yes," I reply, "We took a gold medal in the Skeleton Bob. Not bad for a country not known for its winter sports."
"What about the Winter Paralympics? How did we do in that?"
And to that question I am stumped, and risk a loss of face in front of the boy.
Only one thing for it: Lie through my teeth, and stick to the story.
"Well?" he asks, sensing blood, "It's for my citizenship homework."
"As a matter of fact, we did rather well. We got a gold in the ...err.... Ski Jump for the Blind."
"Wow."
"Although when I say 'won', I mean 'sole survivor'."
"Ah."
"Those poor, poor guide dogs."
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