and lead you through the streets of Basingstoke
I'll show you something
to make you say 'Holy Crap!'"
"HOLY CRAP!"Holy crap! It's a ten foot willy in the middle of Basingstoke!
Of course, there can be only one reason as to why there's a ten foot will in the middle of Basingstoke: for eg: Erected in honour of the town's single greatest export, Liz Hurley.
We cannot confirm or deny whether it is modelled on Huge Grant's.
BONUS: The shop just behind the Willy is called "CEX Exchange". No, really, it is.
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Not one - unless my eyes deceive me there's an even bigger one in the background.
Are you sure it is shaped like a "thingy"? Looks more like a turnip to me.
Where else would you put it?
Try this for size: http://www.di-ve.com/Default.aspx?ID=72&Action=1&NewsId=71535
This monument graces a roundabout near the airport in Malta, its often the first thing the tourists see.
Can you actually believe that the council that commissioned it claim not to have noticed its resemblance. WTF? It has a bell end FFS!
It caused an uproar last year when the pope came to visit, people actually tried to block his view of it. Personally I would have thought he would enjoy seeing a 10ft blue phallus.
skirmishmonkey.
And when they coat it in a thin film of latex to prevent vandalism...
p.s. Mine is longer than yours although yours has a girth advantage.
But mine is blue. Like a giant smurf cock. (now that's something you don't get to say everyday).
-skirmishmonkey.
Perhaps that's what Hugh Grant's looks like after 13 years with Liz Hurley?
It counts for nothing in English lore unless it has ye traditional three drippes of spunccye flying from ye ende.
but what happened to the bawbag?
Is not the Inland Revenue stationed in Basingstoke?
I got this idea from a play. I acknowledge the possibility it could be this: WRONG.
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