Monday, April 04, 2011

THE WOTE STREET WILLY

"Let me take you by the hand
and lead you through the streets of Basingstoke
I'll show you something
to make you say 'Holy Crap!'"

"HOLY CRAP!"

Holy crap! It's a ten foot willy in the middle of Basingstoke!

Of course, there can be only one reason as to why there's a ten foot will in the middle of Basingstoke: for eg: Erected in honour of the town's single greatest export, Liz Hurley.

We cannot confirm or deny whether it is modelled on Huge Grant's.

BONUS: The shop just behind the Willy is called "CEX Exchange". No, really, it is.

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