Since the end of my marriage earlier this year, some people have accused me of not entirely acting my age, particulary when it comes to sticking up fake Lost Cat posters all over Caversham.
"What you need to do," these kill-joys have said, "is grow up. Grow up, man."
And I reply:
It's not really working, is it?
9 comments:
Firsty first first.
Ooh.
Do we have to grow up as well? And remember, they said grow UP not OUT. Fewer cakes.
Fewer cakes = more pie.
Grow up???
Who wants to be an Old Fart?
Also - what Sewmouse said.
Growing up is for LOSERS!
Getting older is mandatory, maturing is optional.
Why would anyone want to grow up?
Growing up? Massively overrated. Pass the drugs please.
Throw up you say? "Where's the hedge?" I reply.
The correct response to "grow up" is to reply "nyaa nyaa nyaa bollocks!" and dance around making rude gestures.
Allegedly.
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