ON PWNING RELIGIOUS NERKS LIKE A BOSS
"Excuse me sir", said the man with the name badge, "I'd like to talk to you about Our Lord Jesus Christ"
"I'm sorry," I said, "But I'm an atheist."
A switch goes off in his head, and he loads his 'Dealing with Atheists' script.
"Are you sure you've made the right choice in rejecting God?" he asked.
I replied that yes, I am perfectly happy in my belief that I have no belief.
"You're playing with your immortal soul," he warned me, trying to scare me with eternal damnation with what little authority he possessed, "The Bible's not a game, you know."
"You mean like that film?"
"Wait ...what film?"
"Wargames: A strange game. The only winning move is not to pray."
PWNED: LIKE A BOSS