Return to Shitterton, incorporating the brazen use of the Oxford Comma
After a spate of thefts (Not guilty, m'lud) they've replaced the road sign at Dorset's mankiest hamlet with a frankly massive one.
A massive one MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TURDS.
Right: I need a crane, a selection of shovels and crowbars, and a flat-bed truck. No time to explain. Who's with me?