Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Return to Shitterton

Return to Shitterton, incorporating the brazen use of the Oxford Comma

After a spate of thefts (Not guilty, m'lud) they've replaced the road sign at Dorset's mankiest hamlet with a frankly massive one.

A massive one MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TURDS.

Right: I need a crane, a selection of shovels and crowbars, and a flat-bed truck. No time to explain. Who's with me?

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