I bloody love SCIENCE, me. And if there's anything I like more than SCIENCE, it's FACTS.
So, it is only logical that I give you some FACTS about SCIENCE.
FACTS about SCIENCE, everybody!
- The human brain is made of two hemispheres. One sweet, the other sourSCIENCE!
- Despite being half sweet, half sour, it's the human brain's cerebral cortex that gives the celebrated 'spicy' flavour
- After the discovery of the Higgs Boson sub-atomic particle, scientists are now able to move their research onto more pressing subjects, such as producing Licorice Allsorts without that horrible jelly one
- Also, an effective hangover cure
- Embarrassingly for Creationists, those people who are of the opinion that the Universe was created by God in the year 4,004BC, the earliest fossil of a Creationist is 10,000 years old, 4,000 years before they say the Earth was formed
- Those "Science of Pantene" TV adverts condensed for the hard of thinking: "It's soap that makes your hair clean"
- If you take a homeopath, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, shake, dilute them, and shake, they'll drown
- Thanks to the wonders of the internet and hand-held communications devices, scientists have managed to make a Stupid Particle travel around the world in less than one second. Normal people are able to repeat this experiment simply by typing the words "Justin Bieber" into any popular search engine
- Seventeenth century diarist Samuel Pepys unwittingly invented the internet by sending rats down a series of tubes to his acquaintances carrying messages tied to their tails. Alas, he also propagated the first internet virus, when the rodents gave half of London the plague
7 comments:
I would happily help with the removal of the jelly alsort. In fact I'd be more inclined to get rid of the others.
More to the point, when is SCIENCE going to do something about making brussels sprouts taste nice rather than vile ?
What about the Science of Fax? How does that bleeping and bripping over the phone lines produce a piece of paper with words on it?
The fax machine was invented in a remote part of Scotland in 1843, but it didn't catch on until the Japanese thought that the telegraph looked like a pretty neat idea but couldn't make their keyboards fit.
As it says in the Big Bang Theory, the best thing about science is there are no right or wrong answers.
You've blinded me, you have.
As my old friend Mr Thomas Morgan Robertson aka Dolby would say: "Science!"
Bastards. I like the jelly ones.
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