Christmas comes and goes, and contemplating the last slice of my Terry's Chocolate Orange, a thought strikes me.
Dear Terry's Chocolate,The Terry's Chocolate Banana, the idea gift for any girlfriend, in milk, plain and - naturally - white chocolate, with a four-piece ready-to-peel wrapper. And like the real thing, a curse on any person who dares to store it in the fridge.
Please hurry up and invent the Terry's Chocolate Banana. It'll be ACES.
Your pal,
Albert O'Balsam
PS Don't even think about the Terry's Chocolate Apple. Expunge the very thought of it from your mind.
Health warnings:
Next week: A plea to Cadbury's for Dairy Milk with Bacon
1. Do not eat it whole on the bus
2. Men may like to look away when it gets smacked onto the table to separate the slices
Some people came up with LOLs for this. In particular: @lavieordinaire. Thanks!
7 comments:
Just had the horrible mental vision of Dawn French saying "It's not Terry's; it's MINE!"
If only Terry's Chocolate Oranges were available without the orange flavouring...
probably "ideal" gift for the gf too :P
Mr P. Dantic.
Bacon Chocolate already here:
http://www.sweets2.co.uk/proddetail.php?prod=vosgeschocolate_variety
(Mo's Bacon flavour)
Expensive as imported from the US but AMAZING. Used to be available at Selfridges, but their website currently denies all knowlege of it. Was cheaper there too.
Believe it or not...I've actually eaten a whole one on a bus before. I wish I had read this earlier in life. Needless to say, it wasn't pretty.
Thanks,
http://uglytruthnews.com
#2 made me do a LOL.
wv - cativict - a prison inmate of the feline persuasion
@TRT are you inferring that Dawn French likes something like chocolate bananas?
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