Friday, March 23, 2012
FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE: BAN THIS SICK FILTH
I took my oldest to see popular beat combo Florence and the Machine the other week, and while impressed by Miss Andthemachine's extraordinary voice and musical talents, can confirm that their "machine" is one that fires baby hedgehogs at a dart board.
Sadly, Florence hasn't thought the whole thing through, because due to the laws of aerodynamics, hedgehogs tend to fly head first and have little or no chance of sticking to the board. And if, by chance, they do stick, the little blighters have a habit of falling off as they - oh-ho! - "Shake it out"
Earlier versions of Miss Andthemachine's machine include one that inflates penguins with helium to allow them to fly; and another that exposes goldfish to near lethal doses of Westlife.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH