I took my oldest to see popular beat combo Florence and the Machine the other week, and while impressed by Miss Andthemachine's extraordinary voice and musical talents, can confirm that their "machine" is one that fires baby hedgehogs at a dart board.
Sadly, Florence hasn't thought the whole thing through, because due to the laws of aerodynamics, hedgehogs tend to fly head first and have little or no chance of sticking to the board. And if, by chance, they do stick, the little blighters have a habit of falling off as they - oh-ho! - "Shake it out"
Earlier versions of Miss Andthemachine's machine include one that inflates penguins with helium to allow them to fly; and another that exposes goldfish to near lethal doses of Westlife.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
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Inspired she was by John Cleese's owl stretching gizmo.
Has PETA been notified? Someone should get on that. Somebody else I mean. I'm busy trying to recreate the hedgehog thingy.
RSPCA, surely. It's cruel but ethical. Little so and so's keep eating my bread and milk. The dart board's too good for them.
Nice posting. Thanks.
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