This year's compare-and-contrast list, in which any product or concept may be compared to the relative merits of female celebrities has been pared to the bone, despite full support for the Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence in the LibDem election manifesto. Hang your head, Clegg.
Also, I couldn't be arsed to think up the full twenty.
The Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence: 2012 Edition
1. THATCHER, probablyLet's hear it for Will's Hot Mum from The Inbetweeners!
2 - 9. Fill in the blanks yourselves
10. Lovely, lovely Maggie Philbin. The perfectly-formed yardstick from which all female beauty and character should be measured
11 - 19. Fill in the blanks yourselves
20. Will's Hot Mum from The Inbetweeners