Frankly, as a deity-curious atheist, the answer is a no. And we also have a strict trousers-and-no-sandals door policy which would leave Our Lord and Saviour kicking his heels out in the streetI'm pretty certain that poor, dead-yet-still-alive Jesus would be made more than welcome in some households, as this letter to a popular magazine describing a deeply religious experience proves:
Dear Fiesta, I couldn't believe my luck when Our Lord Jesus Christ came knocking asking for a cup of sugar. I'm a busty divorcee who hasn't had it in ages, but that was soon to change the second he showed me his holy spirit..."And then...
"Oh God! Oh God!" I shouted in the throes of passion.I've been told that He's an expert on getting nailed, so this scenario isn't exactly out of the question.
"That's right! Shout my name! Shout my name!"
So, no. Not welcome. Not even for a cup of sugar.
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You may be going to Hull for that one, but safe in the knowledge that we're all coming with you!
That's that Barry Gibb off of Bee Gees! What's he done? Locked himself out?
At least make it a plausible scenario - from just a single grain of sugar, He could fill a whole jar! Mind you, that kind of miracle might just explain the terrible smell of fish and yeasty-breadiness when he'd left.
If he brought his own dope and liked listening to Bob Marley, sure,I'd let him in. :X
Is it bad that I want Elliot from scrubs naked!
You play "knocking at heaven's door" far too loud and often :-(
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