Piers Morgan: Don't You Know Who I Am?
With the stunning call-out quote from possibly its only decent review: "Every page is gold - Heat"
Every page may indeed be gold, but a look inside proves there is only one page, and the text itself runs to a mere three words, which we reproduce in full below.
Chapter One: Don't You Know Who I am?Glad to have been of service.
"A massive bell-end"