People who will be the first up against the wall (for a damn good talking to) come the glorious revolution

A short list of people who will be the first up against the wall (for a damn good talking to) come the glorious revolution:

* People who throw lighted cigarette butts out of car windows

* Mums who call their kids 'mate'

* Teenagers who listen to crappy music on the phone speaker in public

* Shoppers who reach the top of the escalator and don't get out of the way

* Smartarses who answer the question "Is it Wednesday?" with "Yes, all day"

* Both Daily Express readers

* People who take take McDonalds food to beauty spots and leave their rubbish behind

* Supermarket customers who wait until all of their items have been scanned at the till to goon a trek across the store to find the last item on the shopping list

* Supermarket cashiers who wait until all off a customer's items have been scanned at thetill before mentioning that there's a Buy One Get One Free offer onsomething on the far side of the store

* People who use the middle urinal

* People who compile lists

And from No Good Boyo:

* People who say "What can I do you for?", who are presumably the same people who call pub landlords "Mein host"


Ninja edit, after a night out drinking whisky: Bar staff who put ice in your whisky when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". Ice in whisky is for PANTYWAISTS and BLASPHEMERS.

* Bar staff who give you Jack Daniels, filled to the brim with ice when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". If I wanted Jack Daniels, I would have asked for my own stale piss out of a tramp's hat.