I'm a sensitive type, and to prove it, I'm allowing proper art to appear on these pages for the first time. After all, was it not Greatest Living Englishman Neil Gaiman who recently told us to Make Good Art?
So, here is Jane's finest work, made through the medium of finger-and-iPad.
We call it "Teddy Penishands"
...and my very own "Beaky O'Hanrahan" (same medium)
I cannot draw hands (penis or otherwise), so I missed out the hands. This - alas - on the day that Beaky goes to meet his maker. I shall miss the stinky little scruff.
Let's hear it for art, everybody!
Also, let's hear it for poor Snowy.