Monday, February 29, 2016

Life's a Riot with Kim Jong-un

It's National Blow Up Your Neighbour's Tank Day in North Korea, and the celebrations are going along like a house tank on fire.

But what's this? Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has fallen for the old Superglue-on-the-binocular-eyepieces gag AGAIN. He'll never learn.

And the Superglue-on-the-binocular-eyepieces joker gets his just reward for - what is, after all - the funniest joke in the world short of blowing somebody up.

Oh, how we laughed.

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaargh, I'm dead.

2 comments:

Kompani said...

North Korea needs to be left off your places to see or you will never return.

Richard Wintle said...

Bucket list item - pull glue-on-eyepieces gag on the Supreme Leader.

I recommend putting it as the very last item on the list.